“Sex is like golf. You don’t have to be good at it, you just have to enjoy yourself”
The wisdom of Shorty
Everybody has a sex problem. That’s why sex is practiced in privacy so that everyone else wouldn’t know what your particular problem is.
Because everyone has a problem in this area, we do not judge what is good or bad, right or wrong, too little or too much.
People have to work out and work through their own situations and the best that the rest of us can do, unless we are asked to help, is to mind our own business and try to work with our own problem.
Having said that and trying to be as open minded as possible, you know and I know, that there is good and bad, right and wrong when it comes to sex. Let’s take good sex as an example.
Good sex, just like bad sex, has to be hidden away from the prying eyes of the public.
But how are people supposed to learn to have good sex if they can’t see other people enjoying it?
Good sex should be made public so that so many people wouldn’t have to suffer through bad sex.
Good sex is like mangoes and guava duff and Christmas when you were a kid and happy birthday with your pocket full of money all rolled into one.
Bad sex is liking waiting for the dentist, tamberine that puts your teeth on edge and trying to divorce and homicidal maniac. Bad sex should not be practiced in public.
There is also a third category of sex. Yes, there is. Most people think that sex comes only in two varities: good and bad, but the third category of sex is called crazy sex. This is the kind of sex that the Bible speaks of. And as far as crazy sex is concerned the Bible always states that thou shalt not.
As in thou shalt not have sex with thy neighours wife, sheep, goat or potcake dog. Now notice carefully that nowhere is it stated that thou shalt not have sex with that neighbour.
Since the Bible is silent on this point does that mean that you should or could have sex with your neighbour?
That’s were personal choice comes in. that part is entirely up to you – and your neighbour of course. We are like the bible here, we have no opinion of what one should or should not do.
I also understand that you can have crazy sex on a washing machine, in an airplane or on the East West Highway going west at ninety miles an hour. But again, that’s entirely up to you. The Bible has no opinion on this sort of crazy sex and neither do I.
